I haven't been entirely honest with my friends and family this year, but that's okay because I don't plan on keeping these lies up, matter a fact this is my "confessions" edition.
List of Grievances:
(1)
Explanation: To fully understand number one you must first understand the lie behind it. One day in the student center, I had a cold sore, just a simple cold sore from stress. someone jokingly says "Kyle, did you get that from a girl?" the gears in my head start turning I say "yes". I then go on to explain that made out with a girl from UCO and that she was the third one that week and that I had reached my quota. word of this three a week quota hit the fan! next thing i know everyone is asking me about it. I continue to lie. so here is the truth.
Truth: I have not kissed a girl this year at all, not one, for all of those who swallowed up my lie about my life i am sorry.
(2)
Explanation: When I was 10 I chipped a tooth, one tooth. I chipped it when I was trying to change the stuffing in my hamster cage which was on a shelf. our hamster had a habit of getting out so we had a weight on the top of the cage to keep it in the cage. i didn't take the weight off and it fell right on my face and broke my huge, at the time, tooth. I had that tooth fixed, it was my front tooth and was very embarrassing while it was chipped and I was glad to get it fixed. I believe it was the summer of my junior year, I told someone about it, they said I'm surprised you only broke one tooth." what a good idea I thought, I am lucky to be alive, but the story did need some spicing up. so I lied to spice it up a bit.
Truth: I have one chipped tooth and the story is funny, but only one is chipped.
(3)
Explanation: There is a lot of pressure at a christian school to be perfect, as if that were even possible. combine that pressure with very strong conservatives, whose opinions are anything but the truth, and you have difficult situations at hand. I've kissed girls, and boys. Give me a girl any day of the week and I'll love you forever! Girls get my pants in a jive. for some reason our society has condemned an experimentation with a lifestyle, cruel but true. and for everyone who can't seem to understand spoken words let's try typed, I'm not Gay.
Truth: I have kissed a boy and I didn't like it.
(4)
Explanation: I do not like mega churches or churches that I feel like are using their money in the wrong way. This semester I haven't been to church once. I don't have quite time to make up for it and I don't feel bad about it. God has blessed me with a sense of independence. I plan to use it. I think God is around us not confined to a building or space. Do I think it is required for us as Christians to attend church. NO! I don't.
Truth: I haven't been to church, and God still loves me.
(5)
Explanation: I work at radio shack, and I love interacting with people. however I also have a love for fantasy, vampires, werewolves, magic, love. all the things you find in great books. Last year I purchased a pair of vampire fangs, they are legit, I love them. I wear them to work, every time, I have also convinced my Co-Workers that they are real. Today I have them believed that I went to the dentist to get them filed down. why lie? cause people think it's weird to wear them, honestly I don't. I find it cool. so suck on that!
Truth: I wear my Vampire fangs when I can.
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